This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
Illustration Friday: “Prehistoric” (subtitled: “where’s my Tumblr app?!”)
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
yo lemme just smash my head into this fucking lamp for six hours
omg i came out as bi to my family because my dad had invited their best employee over, who brought his boyfriend and i tried to come out as bi to my dad before but he didn’t listen so when they asked me where i see myself 10 years from now i told them in nyc or paris with a husband oR WIFE AND MY DADS FACE BUT HE COULDNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE HIS ///BEST/// ///GAY/// EMPLOYEE WAS SITTING THERE AND I JUST SAT THERE LIKE
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
Sleep with one eye open - Bring Me The Horizon
That is a massive man and a fearless dog!
"NO. DONT TOUCH THE HUMAN PUPPY."